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Sounds women make during sex. 1) Asthmatic - ah.ahh.ah..ah. 2) Obedient - yes.yes..yes. 3) Unsatisfied - more. more...more. 4) Religious - oh god. oh god. |
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Naughty: Lady1: How come your husband is always home on time? Lady2: I have made a simple rule. SEX will b...Read SMS |
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Naughty: Sounds women make during sex. 1) Asthmatic - ah.ahh.ah..ah. 2) Obedient - yes.yes..yes. 3) ...Read SMS |
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Naughty: An journalist to mallika sherawat: What is the first thing you do in the morning when you wake up?Read SMS |
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Naughty: When an apple is green, its ready to pluck. When a girl in eighteen, she is ready to...
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Naughty: When a man talks dirty 2 a women, its sexual harassment, when a women talks dirty 2 a man, its $$...Read SMS |
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Naughty: A notice in a factory for girl workers. "If your skirt is long, protect yourself from machines at...Read SMS |
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Naughty: Press down.
down more
deeper
more YES
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Naughty: A Short thing It gets Longer when U hold it N pass between women Breasts N enters int...Read SMS |
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Naughty: Boy (to girl): What''s there in between your legs? Girl: Hell! And what''s there in between your ...Read SMS |
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Naughty: A Sex expert was once asked whether a rape is possible while running. No, he replied, woman can run ...Read SMS |
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Naughty: Colour of underwear reflects your mood: Red - Wild, Black - Sexy, Blue - Romantic, Pink ...Read SMS |
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Naughty: Which Part... of a man''s body has no bone full of veins loves pumping and responsibl...Read SMS |
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Naughty: It...Read SMS |
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Naughty: He came 2 me 1 nite explored my body licked sucked swallowed & had his fill wen sa...Read SMS |
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Naughty: Daughter: Mummy that man gave me 10 rupees to climb that tree. Mother: Stupid !He wanted to see u...Read SMS |
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