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What did the hurricane say to the palm tree? Hold on to your nuts. This is no ordinary blow job!...Read sms | | | |
A man was looking at a painting for a long time of a naked woman with leaves covering the body, he w...Read sms |
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A cat tries to get a sausage out of a river, but gets its paws wet, then it see a bigger one but fal...Read sms | | | |
A cat and a rooster sat by a lake, the cat fell in the lake, the rooster laughed! LESSON: when there...Read sms | | | |
A Sex expert was once asked whether a rape is possible while running. No, he replied, woman can run ...Read sms | | | |
A man had "I LOVE YOU" tattooed on his dick. He went home and proudly showed his wife. "There you go...Read sms | | | |
A baby dog asks mama dog: How papa looks like. Mama dog said: "Your dad came from behind, I do not h...Read sms | |
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